I've never been a big fan of rodeos. It's not that I have anything against them. They have just never really interested me. However, I saw an honest to goodness rodeo cowboy speak at a corporate industrial a few months ago, and I think I've found my new hero.
The industrial was based around a smokeless tobacco product, and the topic at hand addressed wives' complaints about their husbands' tobacco habits. This cowboy sauntered out onto the stage in full regalia: ten-gallon blac