Future Indefinite

Lately I've had a feeling of time passing. I think it's because I just went to the wedding of my college roommate's daughter. She's 24, which should be impossible, since I only admit to 35. Clearly, somebody is lying. All right, I was a child prodigy — that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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