Lately I've had a feeling of time passing. I think it's because I just went to the wedding of my college roommate's daughter. She's 24, which should be impossible, since I only admit to 35. Clearly, somebody is lying. All right, I was a child prodigy — that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
Another sign that the clock is ticking: I'm writing this as I prepare to go to PLASA, even though, as you read this, I've returned and am, in fact, planning to go to LDI. (When you work in magazi